Chuck Norris doesn’t have anything on Ron Paul

-Ron Paul wasn’t born. He liberated himself from the womb.
-While not a proctologist, Dr. Ron Paul will save this country’s behind.
-Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.
-Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
-When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
-Ron Paul doesn’t act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
-The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.
-If guts could fight, they would fight their Ron Paul out.
-Ron Paul is so fast he can steal home plate, but his conscious won’t let him do it
-Ron Paul is an anagram for Our Plan.
-Ron Paul uses the Libery Bell as an alarm clock.
-Chuck Norris has a list of 5 people not to mess with. Ron Paul is all of them.
-Ron Paul is not watching you.
-Ron Paul doesn’t write books. The words assemble together because it is in their    economic interest to do so.
-Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress; he’s never screwed America.
-As a child, Ron Paul did not collect baseball cards. He collected Amendments.
-Ron Paul doesn’t listen to music, he listens to the call of freedom.
-Waldo called. He promises to come out of hiding if Ron Paul is elected president.
-I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
-Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.
-Ron Paul doesn’t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
-Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
-Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

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3 Responses to Chuck Norris doesn’t have anything on Ron Paul

  1. Pingback: Ron Paul’s best debate yet | Is the End soon?

  2. Ruby Lee says:

    This is hilarious! Love Dr. Paul too.

  3. raoul says:

    Don’t forget “when Chuck Norris needs advice, he goes to Ron Paul”

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